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U-D Features

U-D Figure

U-Ds mere presense will take your UX practice to the next level.

U-D Can Defend UX

When a good defense of the UX process is needed, U-D can be equipped with a UX process shield and a cursor sword.

U-D Cheers!

Sometimes a celebration or a rally is needed during a project. U-D has you covered with an inspirational flag display.

U-D Speaks!

To have U-D give an inspirational or informational message, a speech bubble can be added.

Incognito Mode

When infiltration and covert influence is needed, U-D can be put into Incognito Mode to avoid detection. Those who have a negative bias toward design and UX, will think it’s one of their own giving the invaluable input.

U-D Case

A technology this amazing, needs a storage solution to match. The U-D Case gives you functionality, style, and convenience in one modestly sized beautiful and inspiring package.

The Most Extensive Set of UX Tools Ever!

Unlimited Customizations

A U-D for Every Occasion

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Trained and Dynamic AI Technology

U-D utilizes huge neural networks with many layers, taking advantage of its size to process huge amounts of data with complex patterns. Unleashing this on the world should be fine.

Got Merch?

We understand how important it is to let others know how enlightened and superior you are to them. For that, we bring you U-D Merch. Add to your cart at checkout!

Got Espionage?

When infiltration and covert influence is needed, U-D can be put into Incognito Mode to avoid detection. Those who have a negative bias toward design and UX will think it’s one of their own giving the invaluable input.

Putting the You in UX

Putting Everything in its Place

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U-D Basic
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User Empathy Module
Sentience Emulation Mode
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U-D Deluxe Case
From $183.25/mo. for 12 mo. or $1999**
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U-D Speech
Engineering/Product Emulation Module
Battle Set
Flag Set
Incognito Mode
Storage Case
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U-D Premium Case
From $283.25/mo. for 12 mo. or 2999**
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Beacon Lights
U-D M2 chip
C-Suite Emulation Module
UD-F Fusion Power
Machine Consciousness Module
Human Protection Kill-Switch
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U-D at Work

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U-D and Education

Empowering educators and students to move the world forward.

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Imagine if U-D could be part of your brain. Sign up for this risky trial today!

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